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strag:

- Shhh. Calm down, Simon Amstell.
- Just… Just Simon’s fine.
- I slept with Simon Amstell!
- Oh God, okay…
- What, is that-
- No, fine. Hooray!

Grandma’s House 2x01
The Day Simon Officially Became a Very Good and Totally Employable Actor

okay, so that’s the shower. so you have a shower… are you sure you haven’t got five… okay, you have to start with the hot and then when it gets really hot then you add some cold and then it should be all right. If it becomes cold again, you have to start the whole thing again…

Grandmas House - 2x04 

-The Day Simon Was Really Determined to Heal His Grandma’s Pain

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mathletical:

Shut up. Shut the fuck up. nooo hes not ready, HES NOT READY, please don’t hurt my Simon, Graham!!

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You need to go. Sorry. I need you to go. Is that okay? Can you just go now? Please, could you just go.

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