congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

(via eberles)

ellentighs:

thegrandhighbitch:

when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back

(via aovechkin)

where can i download motivation

(Source: midnightcatalyst, via parahoy)

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

(Source: slydigger, via luhans)

b0nd:

In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”

(via parahoy)

eloercs:

are we hughman or are we dancy

(via luhans)

deter-vladmirovich1871:

After my team loses: don’t fucking talk to me

After my team wins: don’t talk to me unless you want to hear about that game for the rest of your life

(Source: deter-vladimirovich1871, via mattbeleskey)

  • most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks