King in the North: THE GEORGE R.R. MARTIN FORMULA

apio:

When a character hits 100 points, they’ll be killed off, crippled, imprisoned, or lose everything.

Does something noble = 70 pts

Is a Stark = 50 pts

Is a good human being = 50 pts

Is followed really closely for no apparent reason for more than two chapters = 50 pts

Looks like he/she’s going to win = 40 pts

Hasn’t had a shitty thing happen to them in more than two chapters = 40 pts

Is bangable = 35 pts

Is turning a new leaf and doesn’t suck as much = 35 pts

Is an okay human being = 20 pts

(via forth-eorlingas)